Dark Tumblr Themes

Photo Post Mon, Jul. 28, 2014 81,583 notes

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

littlegracenote:

umbreon-ite:

Ah yes, the flute

that’s a trumpet

(via snowfire1030)




Video Post Mon, Jul. 28, 2014 216,203 notes

stopwhitepeopleforever:

animegeek1130:

stopwhitepeopleforever:

iloveitwhenyoucallmebigappa:

thedeviousplot:

leunq:

wtf

wtf

get the fuck out

I want Plankton to plow my ass into the 4th dimension, I want my ass to be the reason he doesn’t give up when he fails to steal the krabby patty formula, I want you to send me to bikini bottom with 40 tanks of oxygen cause I’m gonna be on that dick for 40 days and 40 nights and then some I don’t give a fuck I’ll die riding that dick

please calm down ma’m

I’m a guy

(Source: clarkchan1211, via snowfire1030)




Text Post Mon, Jul. 28, 2014 94,016 notes

deaneggsandsam:

when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors

image

(via snowfire1030)






Text Post Mon, Jul. 28, 2014 176,088 notes

superwholockpottervenger:

rneowies:

rneowies:

i love star trek!!!!

image

guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

set phasers to fruit salad 

(Source: jellys, via snowfire1030)






Text Post Mon, Jul. 28, 2014 291,476 notes

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

image

It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

image

You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

image

Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

image

There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

image

I fucking love these people.

(via snowfire1030)







Photo Post Mon, Jul. 28, 2014 78,725 notes

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.

bestofnowyoukno:

nowyoukno:

Source for more like this follow NowYouKno

Chef Ramsay hired Horst from Ratatouille.


(via snowfire1030)





Photo Post Mon, Jul. 28, 2014 162,198 notes

hairlesspussi:

me as hell as a parent

hairlesspussi:

me as hell as a parent

(via snowfire1030)




Photo Post Mon, Jul. 28, 2014 262,070 notes

sjanonymous:

keepcalm-andmarryron:

blooms-unwritten-life:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.

are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen

When actresses are their characters

sjanonymous:

keepcalm-andmarryron:

blooms-unwritten-life:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.

are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen

When actresses are their characters

(via snowfire1030)



1/1739 older »